lessons from the park

given our respective *for the lack of a better word* nehnehness with our lovelives, the bestfriend and i decided to take the night off for frivolous fun, starting with taxi rides that made us both car sick, listening to the new CD we bought, picking up the car, cooking dinner, harry potter, then we were off to the playground.

1. we are too big for the swings.
2. don't chase the rabbits, they're too fast (yes, there are free-ranging rabbits@my park)
3. we don't know how to ride the see-saw, do we sit on that rubber thing?
4. we can't fit onto the nodding squirrels.
5. don't slide down the slide, it makes your ass wet.
6. we don't have the muscles for the monkey bars.
7. don't slide down the slide, you'll bump your head.
8. we are now scared of heights we used to scale.
9. we don't know how to play with some contraptions.
10. don't walk barefoot into the sandpit. cat-poo-boogey trap.