if not for anything else,
go and download espisode 16 season 7
of gilmore girls
and just listen to the last 20 seconds
just to listen to zack sing at lane's baby shower.

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

If that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

If that diamond ring turns to brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.

If that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy-goat.

If that billy-goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

If that cart and bull turns over,
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

If that dog named Rover won't bark,
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

If that horse and cart falls down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town. "

ooh, i melt, i melt, damnit.